Last night I was supposed to be doing a drunken Fallout 3 play through, but I found out half way through it that Richard Attenborough had died, so I of course immediately cut it short to watch Jurassic Park instead. Because fucking dinosaurs, yo.
Ah yes white boys
You win this round cheese
actually that is a rectangle cheese
[oxford comma laughing in the distance]
[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]
I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter
If u think someone (me) is cute you should tell them (me)
*asks mom if she can buy something for me in september*
"no christmas is coming"
Sometimes I think that all I’m good at is eating and sleeping but other times I know that all I’m good at is eating and sleeping
This will literally make your day
when you drain the water from the bathtub and it makes the scary tornado
being called annoying is literally the worst thing ever because then you’re scared to ever say or do anything again and you end up isolating yourself because you think everyone hates you and you feel insecure about everything. long story short pls dont call people annoying