- juliet: what's in a name? that which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet; so romeo would, were he not romeo call'd, retain that dear perfection which he owes without a--
- romeo: nice nice, so art thou a virgin?
this is the best thing since sliced bread I’m not kidding
A graphic designer answers an ad that a couple posted for their new restaurant.
This kitty accidentally stepped on a bee
seeing food on my dash
I regret nearly everything I did between the ages of birth and however old I was yesterday.
“Is Katy coming this way? I want to make sure I walk past her with this.”
i swear to god I’m such a low maintenance friend like you could have not spoken to me for months and ill still be like yEAH FRIEND HI
when you see someones wing wang on omegle