• juliet: what's in a name? that which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet; so romeo would, were he not romeo call'd, retain that dear perfection which he owes without a--
  • romeo: nice nice, so art thou a virgin?

perks-of-being-sian:

this is the best thing since sliced bread I’m not kidding

thestigsmexicancousin:

A graphic designer answers an ad that a couple posted for their new restaurant.

oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

luckyseas:

cooldog1996:

this dolphin knows something

It better keep its little mouth shut

luckyseas:

cooldog1996:

this dolphin knows something

It better keep its little mouth shut

zubat:

This kitty accidentally stepped on a bee

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homophobias:

seeing food on my dash

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ashestoashesjc:

I regret nearly everything I did between the ages of birth and however old I was yesterday. 

froankie:

“Is Katy coming this way? I want to make sure I walk past her with this.”

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thefaultinourfandoms:

i swear to god I’m such a low maintenance friend like you could have not spoken to me for months and ill still be like yEAH FRIEND HI 

clrafting:

when you see someones wing wang on omegle 

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oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING