restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans
"do u want the rest of my food"
"here u can have them"
Is it too late to try to be myspace famous
- juliet: what's in a name? that which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet; so romeo would, were he not romeo call'd, retain that dear perfection which he owes without a--
- romeo: nice nice, so art thou a virgin?
this is the best thing since sliced bread I’m not kidding
A graphic designer answers an ad that a couple posted for their new restaurant.
*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING
This kitty accidentally stepped on a bee
seeing food on my dash