2spooky4boo:

restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans

virginsacrificer:

"do u want the rest of my food"

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"here u can have them"

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no:

Is it too late to try to be myspace famous

coolscar:

They’re evolving

coolscar:

They’re evolving


  • juliet: what's in a name? that which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet; so romeo would, were he not romeo call'd, retain that dear perfection which he owes without a--
  • romeo: nice nice, so art thou a virgin?

perks-of-being-sian:

this is the best thing since sliced bread I’m not kidding

thestigsmexicancousin:

A graphic designer answers an ad that a couple posted for their new restaurant.

oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

luckyseas:

cooldog1996:

this dolphin knows something

It better keep its little mouth shut

luckyseas:

cooldog1996:

this dolphin knows something

It better keep its little mouth shut

zubat:

This kitty accidentally stepped on a bee

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homophobias:

seeing food on my dash

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